Today I fell up bleachers and my hand ended up on this old ladies head
What did yoOOUUUUuuuUUuu do today?
How can you not be happy when the boys win an award even if you don’t like them do you see their faces it’s like they just realized there will be world peace for every country for 10000 years and unicorns will come and prance in circles and they rejoice with a brotherly group hug how do you not want to clap and join them
- Liam at every concert or performance: LET MEH SEE THOSE HANDSSZZ
- Harry: *deep sexual voice that sounds like the deepest echo in the deepest of caves with morgan freeman* ..... are you?
- Me: You've done it again styles.
The boys have accomplished this much with only one album. Imagine when their on their say 3rd album
They’ll be preforming concerts on the moon at this rate.
I think it’s “let’s cover my favorite songs” week because seriously if I hear one more cover of my favorite songs I think I may just go into cardiac arrest
Can we all take a moment to appreciate how spectacular the boys looked and preformed
See you guys in Rio
Until we meet again…
Are people literally analyzing Lou and Eleanor’s kiss? Okay you don’t have to like her but come on. She doesn’t have a special talent like Danielle or Perrie but she makes Lou happy so what more could we ask for…. we don’t need her to be some olympian. Who cares if he kissed her on the chin? Who cares how he holds her hands. Stop analyzing it and let them be happy
- Harry: *got star tattoo*
- Me: OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE HARRY GOT A TATTOO GASP I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
- Harry: *gets coat hanger tattoo*
- Me: what's next, LOL or a cloud.
I really need to saying pronouncing St. Louis, Missouri as St. Louie, Missouri.
- Me: Awuh he's so cute
- Me: ..... can he speak
- Me: you're staring into my soul
- Me: oh there it is, yes Niall I'm doing fine
- Me: ... is he watching Tv?
- Me: You know you're doing a twitcam right? look at the screen
- Me: armsarmsarmsarmsarmsarmsarmsarms
- Me: Niall, you already asked me how I'm doing, still doing fine.
- Me: Oh new songs, studio days sounds well
- Me: Niall, we know your blood types, we know you played golf
- Me: Who was that? who's he talking too?
- Me: Harry? Liam? Louis? Zayn? Caggie?
- Me: Come back mystery person
- Me: I'm glad I didn't wake up for this
- Me: I can't understand what you're saying nialler
- Me: Adios? COME BACK.
- Me: He Tried.